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Santa's Dead
02:54
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Santas dead
They put a bullet in his head
Santas dead
Grandmaster killed him now he’s fucking dead
Santa died
When you were asleep last night
They tried to hide the body
But they couldn’t they’re so sorry
They thought he was breaking in
Oh what a sin
Luckily thanks to the castle doctrine in California state law
You can legally shoot anyone who comes onto your property
But at least now the elves are free
They were never really elves
They were just Chinese children
Ooh Chinese Children
Cause Santa was kinda a fucked up guy
But they didn’t really know that before died oh Santa
Why Santa?
Cause he never feed his reindeer
And he never feed his slaves
Expect for one night year
And all he'd give them was fucking cookies
And he never loved his wife
So she cried herself to sleep at night
Now she’s fucking glad that he died
(That's kinda fucked up)
Santas Dead
Shot him right in the head
Santa died
Shot him right between the eyes
Santas Dead
Shot him right in the head
Santa died
Shot him right between the eyes
But at least now its Christmas time
It doesn’t really matter that Santa died
Fuck Santa!
He exploited the lack of anti enslavement laws and child labor laws in the North Pole!
But Santas dead
Yeah he dead
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2. |
A Fucked Up Christmas
02:16
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It's Christmas time and we're back at it again
Lets have a fucked up Christmas full of lots of sin
So spike the punch bowl at your next family gathering
All the kids are drunk and the parents don’t really know why
Uncle Jerrys kinda insane, He’s doing cocaine in the bathroom he might die
And then he’s gonna tell all the children
That “Santa is just a lie!”
Lets have a fucked up Christmas, fucked up
This party is the best
Aunt Lucy is wasted off her off ass
And Uncle Jerry is just a mess
This is how I celebrate Christmas
It's a fucked up holiday fest
Its great to be invited to this pot luck
Where everybody's gettin super duper duper duper duper fucked up
You know cause, Christmas time is for family and all that stuff
So I brought over a tray of special treats
And everyone had one cause were all family
But what they don’t know is
I spiked them all with LSD!
Lets have a fucked up Christmas, fucked up
Everyone is tripping out
They think the dog is Rudolf
And they’re talking to him now
This is how celebrate Christmas
Don’t like it get the fuck out
Getting HIV from a hooker on Christmas Day
The only gift I received and it never really goes away
I should’ve tipped her but come on its Christmas Day
Cocksucker motherfucker, It is Christmas time
Time to fuck your sister, and mother and fuck your wife
Come on can you blame me, its Christmas time
Lets have a fucked up Christmas, fucked up
You’re whole family now has aids
Fucked up Christmas, fucked up
This Christmas is so great
I wish it could be Christmas every single fucking day
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3. |
More!
02:20
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Children singing out their asses
Parents filling up their glasses
The holidays have come again
Commercialism, giving, getting
God I love this fucking setting
The holidays are time to sin!
Get Inside!
Get under the tree
Ill rip you open
See what you're supposed to be
Santas dead on the floor
I don’t give a fuck! I want more!
Black Friday sounds pretty cool
But it's just material goods for fools
Trample them for a flat screen TV
The deals are here that’s what they say
Now get the fuck out of my way
I need that tickle me Elmo God please
Get inside
Push them all down
Fuck these other people
It’s the holidays now
Santas dead on the floor
I don’t give a fuck! I want more!
Get Inside!
Get under the tree
Ill rip you open
See what you're supposed to be
Santas dead on the floor
I don’t give a fuck! I want more!
I want more!
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4. |
Santa's Revenge
03:40
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It was 109 years ago Santa died in Grandmaster's home
Then God talked to Santa's soul said welcome to heaven this is your new home
But Santa said I want a second chance
God said we don't do that 'round here you're just talking to the wrong man
So down Santa goes
To talk to Satan's ghost
I'll make you a new man
Just pledged me your soul!
Ho ho ho Santa will have his revenge!
So Santa rose up from the dead
He had his sleigh and his reindeer again
Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen
Commet, and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen
Rudolph was there but now he is missing
Rudolph was killed and eaten by Vixen
It's time for Santa's revenge, now the world will just end
Instead of toys and bringing joy
He brought nuclear bombs to the girls and the boys
So down Santa goes
He used to be good but now nobody knows
Is Santa possessed
Or is this just Santa's Revenge!
Ho Ho Ho
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen
On Comment, On Cupid, on Donner, on Blitzen!
Lets make this world pay for their sins
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
This story's this story's a lie...
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Infinity Greenhouse Huntington Beach, California
Infinity Greenhouse is a Rock n' Roll band first, but they play all kinds of music. Whatever style fits the story of the
concept albums they make. The style of the music changes through most of their albums, but often shifts back to the central theme of hard rock!
Though they are currently on hiatus, the band consists of Aaron Stafford, Johnny Arnold, Atreyu Adams, and Aidan Petersen
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